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The Hole Truth: A Manifesto About Four Tiny Holes, A Lot of Butts, and One Year of Beautiful Accidents by Paul, CEO / Designer / Lead Tester / Guy With Zero Physics Background I'm Paul. I make the Holey Hiker Bidet. A few weeks ago I was on Reddit and came across two threads where people were talking about ultralight bidets. Does the Holey Hiker actually work? Why does it have four holes? People mentioned it has more pressure than other bidets, and more than a few people made

I work in a corner of a garage in Connecticut. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Not exactly the place polished press releases come from. I even looked up how you're supposed to write one. Apparently, I'm supposed to be excited to announce something. I'm supposed to use words like innovative and revolutionary, and somewhere near the end there should probably be a quote from me talking about the company's vision. Vision? I make something that cleans your ass crack