Refund Policy

Sort of a legal disclaimer

If your bidet malfunctions or gets destroyed by a bear within 900 days of buying it, we will send out a new bidet to you. If it breaks after 900 days and you have a really good story about how it got destroyed, please share it with us. If it's interesting enough, I'll share it at the dinner table with the family and have them vote on whether a free replacement should be sent out. 

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The family can be brutal in the decision making, but they have approved one refund after the 900 day period was over. The family had never heard of someone using a bidet to escape a goat attack. They approved unanimously.

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