The Hole Truth: A Manifesto About Four Tiny Holes, A Lot of Butts, and One Year of Beautiful Accidents by Paul, CEO / Designer / Lead Tester / Guy With Three Liberal Arts Degrees and Zero Physics Background I'm Paul. I make the Holey Hiker Bidet. A few weeks ago I was on Reddit and came across two threads where people were talking about ultralight bidets. Does the Holey Hiker actually work? Why does it have four holes? People mentioned it has more pressure than other bidets,