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The Holey Water Micro Shower

***Excuse the lame photos, this is a new product and we have not yet sent out our photographer into the wilds for action shots***


Sometimes you need to rinse muddy hands. Sometimes you need to clean a scrape, wash off a piece of gear, or remove whatever mysterious substance is now stuck to your leg. And sometimes you have been outside long enough that the people around you would really appreciate it if you introduced water to at least a few strategic parts of your body.


On wicked humid summer nights here in the Northeast, I use mine before going to bed. I rinse off the salt and grime before climbing into my tent. You know that gross, sticky feeling when three days of dried sweat crawl into your sleeping bag with you?  


No more.


What you need is a little Holey Water. 


Bless that mess and then rinse it off.


Pop the Holey Water Micro Shower into almost any ordinary water bottle, squeeze, and four little streams of water go exactly where you point them and then go forth and stink no more! It weighs just a smidge over 4 grams, takes up almost no room, and does not need batteries, charging cables, pumps, hoses, or a twelve-page instruction manual.


Use it to:

  • Rinse dirty hands

  • Clean scrapes (this is not medical advice)

  • Wash mud from gear

  • Freshen up when there is no shower around

  • Give the dog’s paw a quick rinse (popular use here in New England)

  • Spray off whatever that is


And yes, it can also be used as a bidet. Butt cracks are not the only dirty things outdoors.


The Holey Water Micro Shower is made in Connecticut and available in yellow, yellow, or yellow.


Four tiny streams, one minor miracle. 


The Holey Hiker Holey Water Micro Shower is currently available in only two places. Right here on our website or at Mel's Trading Post in Rhinelander, WI.


The Holey Water Micro Shower

$13.00Price
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