I know.
 
Not everyone wants a sticker.
 
Not everyone likes stickers.
 
Some people are sticker people and some people are not and that is a perfectly valid life choice.
 
If you are a sticker person, add one to your cart. They're free with your bidet purchase.
 
If you're not a sticker person, no judgment. More for the sticker people.
 
Three designs. Different moods. Choose accordingly.