Introducing the Purple Rain. The bidet that will make you go crazy after using it just once. Due to its popularity this is no longer a limited edition. I decided to keep making them and have another 500 in stock.
 
When doves cry and you're far from porcelain thrones, reach for Purple Rain. The portable bidet that's so fresh and so clean, it'll have you partying like it's 1999. This princely purple attachment transforms your ordinary water bottle into a cleaning powerhouse that won't leave your butt crack the color of a raspberry beret after a week of hiking.
 
Key benefits:
A little over 4g (it's 4.3, I'm working on getting a medical grade scale)
Precision spray that hits the spot better than a guitar solo
Purple color so vivid, it would make The Artist Formerly Known as Prince proud
Eco-friendly alternative to wipes, because nothing compares 2 a clean behind
And the Purple Rain would be a great complement to your Purple Rain Skirt
 
Whether you're climbing purple mountains majesty, or crossing the country in your little red corvette, it's the ultimate accessory for hikers, campers, and anyone who wants to leave no trace and get a spotless bottom that's smoother than Prince's dance moves.
 
Full disclosure. I really wanted to name this bidet the Purple Pooper. My family did not let me and said enough people will get the references. So Purple Rain it is. Because when you Got the Look on your face that you gotta go, you want to be strutting through the campsite with the Purple Rain in hand.
 
When you order a bidet there is a section on the order form where you can add a note. I've had customers leave beautiful yet slightly creepy notes that simply say "I love you." People who order the Purple Rain Bidet commonly express their love in the note section. Thank you for leaving notes expressing your love. But please keep in mind your love might be misplaced. The purple bidet is so sleek and bright that it usually sets one's heart aflutter at first sight. You need to question if it is love that you're feeling inside, or just the thrill of a cleaner backside.