I have to admit, making the Parent of a Poopy Kid Bidet was not on my radar when I started.
 
But then just like with the cyclist bidet, I had parents of poopy kids tell me about how they were using the Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidet on their poopy kids. Any parent out there has had to deal with the blowout poop when away from home. We've all been there. You know how it goes. It's coming out of every corner of the diaper, and you reach into the diaper bag, and you've got 4 wipes left in the container.
 
No more worries.
 
Rip that diaper off, pop the Parent of a Poopy Kid Bidet onto the top of one of the 48 water bottles you have kicking around the car, hold that kid up by the arm, and squirt them clean.
 
And then, and I say this as an ex-parent of a poopy kid, use the bidet on your hands because there is no way you can remove that diaper and clothes without needing a good squirt yourself. Maybe one bottle with soapy water and one with plain water.
 
Please note that all of my bidets are made for ages 18 and up and all supervised or unsupervised poopy kids should not be allowed to hold or play with the bidet at any time.
 
Once your kids are toilet trained you can do what Hannah did with hers:
 
"I just wanted to send a thank you note for my Holey Hiker bidets! Gah! They are gorgeous and functional. My first trip with them will be in a month and I cannot wait. I've actually been keeping one on my desk for decoration... now if that isn't a positive review for a bidet I don't know what is!" Hannah
 
Hannah's bidet is sitting on a desk somewhere right now. Waiting. Proud. The garage approves.