So many cyclists have purchased the Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidet and asked for a version for cyclists to use not only as a bidet but also as a micro shower.

"I meant to tell you that the backpacker bidet design should be tweaked and sold as a micro shower. When you're on a bicycle all day for days bikepacking the GDMBR wearing a synthetic chamois it sure is great to be able to soap up and rinse off the funk with minimal water used." Hemlock

Over the past weekend, I made some refinements to the design to ensure it's cyclist friendly. This latest iteration not only serves as a convenient micro shower but also functions as a fully capable portable bidet. Cyclists, rejoice, this innovation is set to revolutionize your kit.

At just 4 grams, it's a featherweight addition to your gear, easily offset by your carbon seat post.

However, I must advise against using it during group rides. Trust me, once your fellow cyclists catch wind of your impromptu four-stream shower break, they'll all want a piece of the action, prolonging your breaks indefinitely. Plus, some states in the southern regions have cracked down on roadside group showers, so it's best to play it safe.

NOT RECOMMENDED FOR MOUNTAIN BIKERS. Seriously, wear that mud and dirt with pride.