The bidet needed a home.
 
Not a stuff sack. Not a ziplock. Not rattling around loose in your pack next to your headlamp batteries and a forgotten ibuprofen. A real home. Something as considered and light as the bidet itself.
 
I searched for a while. Then I found Georgia. Not the state. The crafting wizard operating out of the Hartford Gear Company, tucked away in Hartford, Connecticut, which turns out to be roughly twenty minutes from the garage where the bidet was born. Sometimes the universe is tidy like that.
Georgia makes these bags from Ecopak: a highly durable, waterproof, ultralight fabric made from 100% recycled polyester, with a 70d Ripstop backing and no fluorocarbons. It is recyclable after use. And where is Ecopak made? Right here in Connecticut. Somehow this state has become the unlikely capital of ultralight backcountry hygiene solutions and I am choosing to lean into that fully.
 
To give you a sense of what fits inside, one reviewer on Garage Grown Gear reported fitting the following into a single bag: a Swiss Army Classic SD, a BIC lighter, 3 feet of paracord, a GEAR AID nylon repair kit, a mini roll of duct tape, a Sawyer rubber washer, an extra Smartwater sports cap, and a safety pin.
 
For first-time bidet users it makes a perfect transition bag. Pack the bidet and a day's worth of toilet paper while you find your footing. The toilet paper will quietly disappear from the bag over time. It always does.
 
You can add a bidet in the options for $10 and make it the Little Bitty Ditty Bag and Itty Bitty Bidet Combo. Georgia makes the bag. I make the bidet. Connecticut makes the Ecopak. Everybody wins.