At some point in your bidet journey, words stop being enough.

You've told your hiking partner. Your trail friends. That one coworker who you knew would get it. And now you need a more efficient delivery system for the message.

Enter the shirt.

What you get:

• The T-shirt perfectly matches the color of the bidet, ensuring a harmonious ensemble.

• the front: a bold depiction of my signature bidet and a mantra inspired by ancient text that reads "More Hiking. Less Wiping."

• On the back: a prominent QR code that sends anyone who scans it directly into the universe you are currently reading about.

• And across the back of your shoulders, in letters large enough to be read from a respectable trail distance: "Ask me about my bidet."

Wearing this shirt guarantees one thing. You will be fielding questions about your bathroom habits whether you're in the city or the heart of nature.

You will answer those questions.

You will convert someone.

You will hand them a bidet.

You already know this is who you are. The shirt just makes it official.