The CNOC Version. Because You Asked. Repeatedly.
 
I heard you. For years, the CNOC faithful showed up in my DMs, my reviews, my comment sections. "But does it fit a CNOC?" No. "What about now?" Still no. "Please?"
 
Fine.
 
Introducing the Holey Hiker Bidet CNOC Edition. Fitted with a precision O-ring that slides onto a 28mm CNOC collapsible bottle like it was engineered by the universe specifically for this moment.
 
***PLEASE NOTE***
They will no longer be shipped with an extra Oring that fits standard bottles. If you would like to add one to your order please add one here.
 
What's not in the box:
The CNOC bottle. I know. I'm a monster.  So many angry emails asking why wasn't the CNOC bottle included. "But the picture shows the bottle!" Check my other listings for CNOC bundle deals.
 
A note to the reviewer on Garage Grown Gear who claimed his CNOC bidet "came squirting out" and ruined his trip: I would genuinely like to meet you in person and watch this happen. A handful of people over the years have written asking for refunds saying a bidet keeps slipping out of their bottle, and every single time I ask for a video, the conversation ends. Funny how that works :)