The CNOC Version. Because You Asked. Repeatedly.
 
I heard you. For years, the CNOC faithful showed up in my DMs, my reviews, my comment sections. "But does it fit a CNOC?" No. "What about now?" Still no. "Please?"
 
Fine.
 
Introducing the Holey Hiker Bidet CNOC Edition. Fitted with a precision O-ring that slides onto a 28mm CNOC collapsible bottle like it was engineered by the universe specifically for this moment.
 
These aren't the sad little O-rings you'd find in the plumbing aisle next to the drain snakes at your local hardware store. I sourced high-quality, durable materials that actually hold up out there because nothing ruins a trail moment faster than equipment failure at the worst possible time. You know the moment I mean.
 
What's in the box:
One CNOC-compatible bidet with the magic O-ring already installed. One spare O-ring, because I respect you enough to plan ahead.
 
What's not in the box:
The CNOC bottle. I know. I'm not a monster. Check my other listings for CNOC bundle deals and I'll make it right.
 
A note to the reviewer on Garage Grown Gear who claimed his CNOC bidet "came squirting out" and ruined his trip: I would genuinely like to meet you in person and watch this happen. I've sold thousands of these. Not one customer has ever contacted me with this specific issue. A handful have written to say the bidet keeps slipping out of their bottle, and every single time I ask for a video, the conversation ends. Funny how that works :)