So you found the bidet. 
 
But there is something nobody tells you when you first get excited about going bidet-only in the backcountry. You still have to bury the poop.
 
I know. It feels like important information that should have come up earlier. It didn't. 
 
Enter Ben Bogler and the BoglerCo Ultralightweight Shovel. The Holey Hiker Bidet's best friend. Ben's shovel is one of the products I carry that I didn't build myself. I'm picky about that list. Ben earned his spot on it. I spent a long time researching ultralight trowels before I reached out to him. I wanted to make sure that if I was going to put his name next to mine, he deserved to be here. He does. Ben's shovel and my bidet are both made in the USA, both built by people who took a simple problem seriously, and both light enough that you'll forget they're in your pack until the exact moment you need them most.
 
13.5 grams. High-strength aluminum alloy.
7.25 inches (it fits in that little side pocket you've been questioning).
Lifetime warranty against breakage under normal use.
Doubles as a spare tent stake, a shoehorn, and a flyswatter, which are either a great features or a sign that Ben spent too much time in the woods.
 
$19 gets you the shovel. Add a bidet for $10 and you have the full Shovel Shenanigans and Booty Bliss package. Two tools. One purpose. Infinite dignity.