Introducing the BlastMaster 3000.

The ultimate solution for construction workers who need a little extra TLC on the job site.

Say goodbye to sandy cracks and dusty butts with this portable powerhouse of hygiene. Designed for the toughest porta potty environments, the BlastMaster 3000 packs a punch with its high-pressure water jets, guaranteed to leave you feeling fresher than a newly laid foundation. With its rugged construction and easy-to-use design, it's the perfect accessory for those moments when you need to power wash away the day's grime.

Construction is a tough job and requires tough people. Most would not want to be seen walking to the porta potty with a little yellow plastic bidet. But now if someone asks what you are planning to do, you just say, "I am going to get clean with my BlastMaster 3000." That's hardcore.

And let's face it, every construction worker deserves a bidet that's as hardcore as they are.

The management team here at Holey Hiker fully supports your need to make up a number higher than 3000 if the situation calls for it.

Same bidet as the one that's been on PCT, AT, and CDT. Same four holes. Same garage in Connecticut. Just a different name for a different job site.

The BlastMaster 3000 has never once asked for a safety briefing. It just gets the job done.