The Three Bidet Pack. For The Ones Who Can't Stop Talking About It.
 
You already know. You've known for a while now.
 
You've become that person. The one who works it into conversations at dinner. Who watches a friend complain about three days on trail and smiles the quiet smile of someone holding information. Who has said the words "no seriously, just try it" more times than is probably socially acceptable.
Words are no longer enough. You feel it. Telling people about the Holey Hiker Bidet is fine. Handing someone a Holey Hiker Bidet is a different thing entirely. That is an act of love. A gesture that says I care about you enough to change your life.
 
But you cannot hand someone your bidet. Many have tried, but this is not how this works.
 
You need inventory.
 
One for you. One for the person on your trail who has been suffering in silence for years and just doesn't know there's another way. One for whoever is next, because there is always a next one, and you will know them when you see them.
 
Raise it up. Let the light hit it. Watch their eyes go from confused to curious to converted. You've seen that look before. You love that look.
 
Three bidets. $33. One for you. One for a friend. One for a stranger on a trail who doesn't know it yet but is about to have their life changed by someone they just met.
 
Welcome to the ministry. We saved you a seat.