The Two-Bidet Pack. Because KT Said So.
 
This bundle exists because of one man. KT.  One of Holey Hiker's most dedicated power users. She looked at her two water bottles, looked at her one bidet, and asked herself a question that had never been asked before in the history of backcountry hygiene.
 
What if I used both at the same time?
 
KT sent us the video. We watched it. We are not legally able to tell you what we saw, but we can tell you that her coordination was genuinely impressive and we have not stopped thinking about it since.
 
We do not recommend double bideting for everyone. We do not recommend it for most people. But if you have KT's aim, her confidence, and her commitment to thoroughness, we say go for it. You have our blessing and our respect.
 
For everyone else, two bidets means one for your pack and one for your partner's pack. One for home and one for the trail. One for now and one for when you inevitably convince someone else to make the switch.
 
Two bidets. $22. KT would approve.